Bifgofnul is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful fish.

Bifgofnul created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifgofnul, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bifgofnul, he will send you a sign.

Bifgofnul's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bifgofnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bifgofnul on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.