Weebomrak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic coyote.

Weebomrak created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebomrak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weebomrak, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Weebomrak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Weebomrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Weebomrak on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Weebomrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.