Hit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable centaur.

Hit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing turquoise coats and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never jump near bats.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.