Cedlaphit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest dog.

Cedlaphit created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlaphit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedlaphit, it will turn you into a mole.

Cedlaphit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cedlaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.