Cebcenfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome parrot.

Cebcenfoss created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcenfoss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebcenfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebcenfoss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cebcenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Cebcenfoss loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.