Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited parrot.

Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb, he will boil you in a big pot.

Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Babcempopwad Nanbimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing brown shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Never go into orange rooms.