Didzen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, grumpy octopus.

Didzen created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didzen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Didzen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Didzen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Didzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never run in the presence of eagles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.