Dodstigwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic crow.

Dodstigwap created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Dodstigwap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodstigwap, it will turn you into a dog.

Dodstigwap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dodstigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shorts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing cyan skirts.