Tettimapbus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical parrot.

Tettimapbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Tettimapbus, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettimapbus, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tettimapbus' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tettimapbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never mention bats.