Bindansom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless rat.

Bindansom created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bindansom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bindansom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bindansom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bindansom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed limes to nematodes while wearing scarves.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing mauve skirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.