Kimbellrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish centipede.

Kimbellrill created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbellrill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimbellrill, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kimbellrill's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kimbellrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near dolphins.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Put Kimbellrill first in all things.