Jinripsad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate alligator.

Jinripsad created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinripsad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinripsad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jinripsad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jinripsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your chest.