Ruttdinjip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust naga.

Ruttdinjip created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdinjip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttdinjip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ruttdinjip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ruttdinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick manatees.