Narlandoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent fox.

Narlandoss created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Narlandoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlandoss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Narlandoss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Narlandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlandoss.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Narlandoss seven times a day.