Caddutlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental hippopotamus.

Caddutlog created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddutlog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Caddutlog, it will not care at all.

Caddutlog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Caddutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.