Hatsanfab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless ferret.

Hatsanfab created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Hatsanfab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hatsanfab, it will ignore you.

Hatsanfab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hatsanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hatsanfab on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear pink.