Kanzagmob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable fairy.

Kanzagmob created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanzagmob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kanzagmob, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kanzagmob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kanzagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not take Kanzagmob's name in vain.

3. Kanzagmob loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never leap near cats.

5. Fast once a month.