Popbigbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet meerkat.

Popbigbaf created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbigbaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popbigbaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Popbigbaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Popbigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.