Davyik is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty squirrel.

Davyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davyik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davyik, he will not care at all.

Davyik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Davyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Davyik.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Davyik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.