Gabfodquart is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish pig.

Gabfodquart created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfodquart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabfodquart, it will turn you into a duck.

Gabfodquart's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gabfodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabfodquart.