Fablibhog Rapbagnat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet squirrel.

Fablibhog Rapbagnat created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fablibhog Rapbagnat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fablibhog Rapbagnat, she will turn you into a rat.

Fablibhog Rapbagnat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fablibhog Rapbagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing indigo boots and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed apples to ants while wearing orange dresses.