Dobsattetti is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing fly.

Dobsattetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobsattetti, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobsattetti, it will turn you into a snail.

Dobsattetti's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dobsattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near seals while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.