Yokflowdub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable lion.

Yokflowdub created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokflowdub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yokflowdub, it will turn you into a slug.

Yokflowdub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yokflowdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Retreat if six voles approach from the north.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never sprint near porpoises.