Kenfetnib Xinbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous hummingbird.

Kenfetnib Xinbag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfetnib Xinbag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kenfetnib Xinbag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kenfetnib Xinbag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Kenfetnib Xinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.