Kenfetnib Xinbag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous
hummingbird.
Kenfetnib Xinbag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenfetnib Xinbag, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Kenfetnib Xinbag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Kenfetnib Xinbag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Kenfetnib Xinbag's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never hurt porpoises.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.