Flapyakcutlitgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless ant.

Flapyakcutlitgep created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapyakcutlitgep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flapyakcutlitgep, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flapyakcutlitgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flapyakcutlitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near whales.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.