Guplamdot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited lion.

Guplamdot created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Guplamdot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Guplamdot, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Guplamdot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Guplamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Guplamdot loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.