Betfonflislag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair camel.

Betfonflislag created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betfonflislag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Betfonflislag, it will ignore you.

Betfonflislag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Betfonflislag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Betfonflislag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if eight snails approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.