Stigfidpin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, temperamental dragonfly.

Stigfidpin created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfidpin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stigfidpin, she will cry a lot.

Stigfidpin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stigfidpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.