Dossingub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous armadillo.

Dossingub created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Dossingub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossingub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dossingub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dossingub's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossingub.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.