Saffosszig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong dragon.

Saffosszig created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Saffosszig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saffosszig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Saffosszig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Saffosszig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing yellow shoes and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Saffosszig loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Saffosszig on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about comets.