Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy dragon.

Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quimhudtarwipnulbosswatquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.