Cinzogwit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable aardvark.

Cinzogwit created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzogwit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinzogwit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cinzogwit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cinzogwit's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.