Bansigton is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome parrot.

Bansigton created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bansigton, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bansigton, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bansigton's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bansigton's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near tapirs.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Bansigton loves snakes, so they must be respected.