Baglattipmutdossminflowfat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Baglattipmutdossminflowfat created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baglattipmutdossminflowfat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Baglattipmutdossminflowfat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Baglattipmutdossminflowfat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Baglattipmutdossminflowfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.