Tiffut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical snail.

Tiffut created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Tiffut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiffut, he will not care.

Tiffut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tiffut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tiffut's name in vain.

2. Run away from blue swans, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.