Ponzedfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced capybara.

Ponzedfeb created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponzedfeb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponzedfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ponzedfeb's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ponzedfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Pray towards the south.