Hittargkom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy bee.

Hittargkom created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittargkom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hittargkom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hittargkom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hittargkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never look at black holes.