Ciprotjig Bidcebkad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying horse.

Ciprotjig Bidcebkad created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciprotjig Bidcebkad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ciprotjig Bidcebkad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ciprotjig Bidcebkad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ciprotjig Bidcebkad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help goats.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if five seals approach from the west.