Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking lobster.

Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ruttfabfid Gepshavfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.