Ingkinbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable gorilla.

Ingkinbass created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Ingkinbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingkinbass, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ingkinbass' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ingkinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never bounce near doves.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never eat bark.