Gudwangess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient wolf.

Gudwangess created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudwangess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudwangess, he will torture you forever.

Gudwangess' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gudwangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Gudwangess loves sharks, so they must be honoured.