Mondibkab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet raven.

Mondibkab created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mondibkab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mondibkab, it will turn you into a worm.

Mondibkab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mondibkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. You must pray to Mondibkab four times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.