Fotsterdob is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic capybara.

Fotsterdob created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsterdob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotsterdob, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fotsterdob's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fotsterdob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.