Nadfobtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Nadfobtarg created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadfobtarg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadfobtarg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nadfobtarg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nadfobtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Nadfobtarg on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Nadfobtarg's priests.