Gedyattfum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Gedyattfum created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyattfum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedyattfum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gedyattfum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gedyattfum's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.