Yimvidort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil zebra.

Yimvidort created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvidort, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimvidort, it will turn you into a tree.

Yimvidort's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yimvidort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about dark matter near hamsters while wearing pink hats and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.