Sandgutfas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong parrot.

Sandgutfas created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandgutfas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandgutfas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sandgutfas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sandgutfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo ear rings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never hop in holy places.