Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered dog.

Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pogmigdavsagvigtofflagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.