Padvadbim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet duck.

Padvadbim created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Padvadbim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padvadbim, it will make you grow a tail.

Padvadbim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Padvadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always obey Padvadbim's priests.

5. Always help sick mice.