Bagfaspon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident bear.

Bagfaspon created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bagfaspon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagfaspon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bagfaspon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bagfaspon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never feed nuts to birds while wearing pink tights.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about limes.